Farmer John got into his Toyota 4 by 4 and drove to the neighboring ranch and knocked at the door.
A young boy, Neil, aged about 9, opened the door.
"Is yer dad Home?" John demanded. "No, sir, he ain't" Neil replied.
"He went into town"
"well, then, inquired John, "is yer Mom here?"
"No, sir, she ain't here either. She went into town with Dad"
"How about your brother? Is he here"
"He went with Mom and Dad" explained Neil patiently.
Farmer John stood there for a few seconds, shifting from one foot to the other and muttering to himself.
"Is there anything I can do fer ya?" Neil asked politely. "I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one. Or maybe I could take a message fer Dad."
"Well, its difficult" answered John uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to yer Dad. Its about your brother getting my daughter pregnant".
Neil thought for a moment, "You would have to talk to Pa about that."
"If it helps you any, I know Pa charges $600 for the bull and $60 for the hog, but I really don't know how much he gets for Howard."
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