ke"]Texas Rule No. 3: It is NEVER EVER acceptable to shoot skeet with the host's cat, no matter how fun it would be to holler, "PULL!" and hear <BLAM!! YOOOOWWWW!!!". I mean, think of the children, at the moment Ol' Fuzzy goes exploding off into the afterlife like a fur-filled Cherry Bomb, and the host's little boy busts out cheering while little sister starts bawling her eyes out. Whiy, they'll be enemies forever it'll just ruin every Christmas, and trust me, you don't that on yer conscience. By the time they end up in high school, she'll be sneaking poison oak into his underwear, and he'll be sending Malibu Barbie on a cross country ride tied to the the collar of the neighbor's Doberman. These things always end up badly, I speak from experience.
Sorry guys I don't see a darn thing funny about animal cruelty. I've been involved in three animal cruelty rescues in my life. Although I lived in the country on a dairy farm, the second rescue was so bad it made me puke. I know you were being funny but when you come across what some sick people will do to animals and pets, it'll never be funny again.
OK, rant over and back to good cooking.[/quote]
Oh my.....it was a joke
Over and out of "here"