Be careful with your "Dares"

[OldUsedParts]

Several weeks ago I let my mouff overload - - - ? - - - well you get the idea, but anyhow I double dawg dared Cast Iron Chris to do a "Busty Breasted Beer Can Chicken". Well, he accepted the dare and, before I knew it, he shoved a beautiful picture in my face of one he had done. However, due to blah blah blah (yup, excuses are like ? - well you know?). BUT TODAY I decided to "Cowboy Up" and "Git'er Done".

Little did I know that the frozen bird I had bought was wearing a strapless blouse When I put the Bra on her the blouse raised up to her waist. I had to get Willie Pin to hold up the bizz at hand. ANYHOW, she's cooking and I'll snap a shot when she's Hot enuff. (Yes, I have no shame either ) Maybe with the help of SuckleBusters Hootchie Mama (perfect name, huh?) and some Tony's Cajun Injection I had left, she'll still be tasty when taken off of her throne.

[OldUsedParts]

Well, at least I didn't catch the ditch on fire

"Somehow, I just knew THOSE WEREN'T REAL"

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMERICA

[OldUsedParts]

How can something so unattractive be so moist and flavorful

My Lunch will be the wangs and buzzard'n the carcass
that carcass may not last until Lunch time

[woodenvisions]

Bra Bustin good Emm...

[castironchris]

That's pretty funny rat thar!! Things were so big they busted out!! Glad you tried and no one was hurt in the process!! I need to do another one soon because I haven't seen my wife laugh so hard in years!! And then when I laid it over in the pan with the beer can removed....well you get the picture!! I thought I was gonna have to give my wife a breathing treatment!!

[OldUsedParts]

showed it to my Wiffy, before putting it in the Pit, and she replied "you're kidding right?"

[JustinCouch]

I'm telling ya. I should have burnt off that ditch and strip of woods years ago.

[OldUsedParts]

sometimes a good idea just has to be DRUMmed into your head, eh Justin

[castironchris]

sometimes a good idea just has to be DRUMmed into your head, eh Justin

[Russ]

Triple d , my size,lol

Russ

[woodenvisions]

Triple d , my size,lol

Russ

Russ...

You wear a DDD ???


LOL, I couldn't resist

[Russ]

Triple d , my size,lol

Russ

Russ...

You wear a DDD ???


LOL, I couldn't resist

Lol, just I like buxom broads. Not a big leg man,lol.

Russ

[woodenvisions]

[quote="woodenvisions"][quote="Russ"]Triple d , my size,lol

Russ

Russ...

You wear a DDD ???


LOL, I couldn't resist [/quote]


Lol, just I like buxom broads. Not a big leg man,lol.

Russ[/quote]
Lol, just ribbin ya a bit...

[Russ]

I've got a thick skin,lol. No one here can upset me, best bunch of people ever on this board.

Russ

[Boots]

I bet when that strap let go, it hare lipped everbody in Bear Creek, to quote the great philosopher Slim Pickens !