Be careful with your "Dares"
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Be careful with your "Dares"
Several weeks ago I let my mouff overload - - - ? - - - well you get the idea, but anyhow I double dawg dared Cast Iron Chris to do a "Busty Breasted Beer Can Chicken". Well, he accepted the dare and, before I knew it, he shoved a beautiful picture in my face of one he had done. However, due to blah blah blah (yup, excuses are like ? - well you know?). BUT TODAY I decided to "Cowboy Up" and "Git'er Done".
Little did I know that the frozen bird I had bought was wearing a strapless blouse When I put the Bra on her the blouse raised up to her waist. I had to get Willie Pin to hold up the bizz at hand. ANYHOW, she's cooking and I'll snap a shot when she's Hot enuff. (Yes, I have no shame either ) Maybe with the help of SuckleBusters Hootchie Mama (perfect name, huh?) and some Tony's Cajun Injection I had left, she'll still be tasty when taken off of her throne.
Little did I know that the frozen bird I had bought was wearing a strapless blouse When I put the Bra on her the blouse raised up to her waist. I had to get Willie Pin to hold up the bizz at hand. ANYHOW, she's cooking and I'll snap a shot when she's Hot enuff. (Yes, I have no shame either ) Maybe with the help of SuckleBusters Hootchie Mama (perfect name, huh?) and some Tony's Cajun Injection I had left, she'll still be tasty when taken off of her throne.
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Well, at least I didn't catch the ditch on fire
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How can something so unattractive be so moist and flavorful
My Lunch will be the wangs and buzzard'n the carcass
that carcass may not last until Lunch time
My Lunch will be the wangs and buzzard'n the carcass
that carcass may not last until Lunch time
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Bra Bustin good Emm...
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That's pretty funny rat thar!! Things were so big they busted out!! Glad you tried and no one was hurt in the process!! I need to do another one soon because I haven't seen my wife laugh so hard in years!! And then when I laid it over in the pan with the beer can removed....well you get the picture!! I thought I was gonna have to give my wife a breathing treatment!!
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showed it to my Wiffy, before putting it in the Pit, and she replied "you're kidding right?"
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I'm telling ya. I should have burnt off that ditch and strip of woods years ago.
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sometimes a good idea just has to be DRUMmed into your head, eh Justin
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OldUsedParts wrote:sometimes a good idea just has to be DRUMmed into your head, eh Justin
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Triple d , my size,lol
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Russ wrote:Triple d , my size,lol
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You wear a DDD ???
LOL, I couldn't resist
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woodenvisions wrote:Russ wrote:Triple d , my size,lol
Russ
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You wear a DDD ???
LOL, I couldn't resist
Lol, just I like buxom broads. Not a big leg man,lol.
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Russ wrote:[quote="woodenvisions"][quote="Russ"]Triple d , my size,lol
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You wear a DDD ???
LOL, I couldn't resist [/quote]
Lol, just I like buxom broads. Not a big leg man,lol.
Russ[/quote]
Lol, just ribbin ya a bit...
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I've got a thick skin,lol. No one here can upset me, best bunch of people ever on this board.
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I bet when that strap let go, it hare lipped everbody in Bear Creek, to quote the great philosopher Slim Pickens !
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