Salads are supposed to be "Heyailthy" ?right? - well, the primary two ingredients have the words
Wacky and
Imitation so I knew that I needed some un-heyailthy additives to be able to eat this mess. Sherry loved hers with Zesty Italian and Black Pepper and a slice of Colby Jack on the side

I poured the "heat" to mine and still wasn't that impressed

- - - 50/50 is a Win Win around here.