Smellin Melon
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Smellin Melon
Mrs Boots grew a 5 1/2 pound melon
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Re: Smellin Melon
Pecos can take a back row seat to your Missus' Cain'talope
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Re: Smellin Melon
That using ur Melon !!
U got steroids in those seeds or what, lol. Good looking Melon for sure.
U got steroids in those seeds or what, lol. Good looking Melon for sure.
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Re: Smellin Melon
OldUsedParts wrote:Pecos can take a back row seat to your Missus' Cain'talope
Now that’s a compliment; my aunt and uncle lived in Pecos and they did indeed grow the Great Melons of the West, at least when diesel was cheap enough to run the irrigation pumps.
Thx fellers, Mrs Boots appreciates your comments. They are powered by horse poop from ‘Ol Tunder, 100% organic.
BE WELL, BUT NOT DONE
Hank: "Do you know how to jumpstart a man's heart with a downed power line?"
Bobby: "No."
Hank: "Well, there's really no wrong way to do it."
Hank: "Do you know how to jumpstart a man's heart with a downed power line?"
Bobby: "No."
Hank: "Well, there's really no wrong way to do it."
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