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Posted: **Wed Apr 11, 2007 8:26 am**

Rob, you see plenty of bed time, just not yours, huh?!?!?! :shock:

Posted: **Wed Apr 11, 2007 11:46 am**

nascarchuck wrote:Rob, you see plenty of bed time, just not yours, huh?!?!?!

Posted: **Wed Apr 11, 2007 3:10 pm**

Posted: **Wed Apr 11, 2007 6:52 pm**

nascarchuck wrote:Rob, you see plenty of bed time, just not yours, huh?!?!?!

*That's* no lie! :lol:

Ah, but it's those intangible job benefits that keep me going. It's the "little" things, like getting to watch a 400-pound woman in a nightie flip and flop and snore like like a lumberjack on steroids. Or hear a patient gripe about wrecking his car taking out a mailbox cause he fell asleep*, then take it out on me cause he "don't think he has a sleep problem". :shock:

*AKA The "Michael Waltrip Defense".

(Nah, most days I like my job. There's just too few cute patients and too much "I'll never sleep with all these wireszzzZZZZZZZ."

)

Posted: **Wed Apr 11, 2007 9:15 pm**

DATsBBQ wrote:
DATsBBQ wrote:
DATsBBQ wrote:
TX Sandman wrote:
DATsBBQ wrote:Ice cream?

If you can figure out how to expose to fire (gas, wood, lump, log) and not melt it, you could win all the prizes

Well, now I've *gotta* try. Ice cream soup, anyone?

Go for it. Remember only one entry per category

Went back and read the rules.... The anything goes category does not have the requirement cited above in red See the Sticky under Throw Downs

It won't matter much anyway unless Puff's photoshop crashes :lol:

So bring it on guys and gals. Where else can you get so many prizes and you don't even have to pay an entry fee. ..... .... So lurkers, sign up before Gator installs the paypal application member fee

Just a camera.........no shop

Posted: **Thu Apr 12, 2007 8:18 am**

TX Sandman wrote:
nascarchuck wrote:Rob, you see plenty of bed time, just not yours, huh?!?!?!

*That's* no lie!

Ah, but it's those intangible job benefits that keep me going. It's the "little" things, like getting to watch a 400-pound woman in a nightie flip and flop and snore like like a lumberjack on steroids. Or hear a patient gripe about wrecking his car taking out a mailbox cause he fell asleep*, then take it out on me cause he "don't think he has a sleep problem".

*AKA The "Michael Waltrip Defense".

(Nah, most days I like my job. There's just too few cute patients and too much "I'll never sleep with all these wireszzzZZZZZZZ.")

I was wondering about that the other day... So it sounds like you "watch" the women sleep as well as the men... I figured that you may only watch the fellers sleep (I see jokes on the way!) so that the women wont claim sexual assault or anything...

Posted: **Thu Apr 12, 2007 9:28 pm**

nascarchuck wrote:So it sounds like you "watch" the women sleep as well as the men... I figured that you may only watch the fellers sleep (I see jokes on the way!) so that the women wont claim sexual assault or anything...

Don't give 'em any darn ideas!!!

Nah, we're equal opportunity. Occasionally we have some who want women techs, but most of the time it's no big deal. Heck, it's a medical test! I work hard keep everything professional and to make sure they know it's a test.

I have had a couple of women try and make trouble for me, but we video the entire test. Kinda tough for me to pull anything *and* alter the movies *and* the brain waves *and* . . .

Posted: **Fri Apr 13, 2007 12:26 pm**

TX Sandman wrote:
nascarchuck wrote:So it sounds like you "watch" the women sleep as well as the men... I figured that you may only watch the fellers sleep (I see jokes on the way!) so that the women wont claim sexual assault or anything...

Don't give 'em any darn ideas!!!

Nah, we're equal opportunity. Occasionally we have some who want women techs, but most of the time it's no big deal. Heck, it's a medical test! I work hard keep everything professional and to make sure they know it's a test.

I have had a couple of women try and make trouble for me, but we video the entire test. Kinda tough for me to pull anything *and* alter the movies *and* the brain waves *and* . . .

Thats a good idea!

Posted: **Fri Apr 13, 2007 2:03 pm**

TX Sandman wrote:
nascarchuck wrote:So it sounds like you "watch" the women sleep as well as the men... I figured that you may only watch the fellers sleep (I see jokes on the way!) so that the women wont claim sexual assault or anything...

Don't give 'em any darn ideas!!!

Nah, we're equal opportunity. Occasionally we have some who want women techs, but most of the time it's no big deal. Heck, it's a medical test! I work hard keep everything professional and to make sure they know it's a test.

I have had a couple of women try and make trouble for me, but we video the entire test. Kinda tough for me to pull anything *and* alter the movies *and* the brain waves *and* . . .

So what does any of this have to do with Throw Downs :deadhorse: