Be careful with your "Dares"

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Be careful with your "Dares"

Postby OldUsedParts » Tue Jul 04, 2017 9:10 am

Several weeks ago I let my mouff overload - - - ? - - - well you get the idea, but anyhow I double dawg dared Cast Iron Chris to do a "Busty Breasted Beer Can Chicken". Well, he accepted the dare and, before I knew it, he shoved a beautiful picture in my face of one he had done. However, due to blah blah blah (yup, excuses are like ? - well you know?). BUT TODAY I decided to "Cowboy Up" and "Git'er Done".

Little did I know that the frozen bird I had bought was wearing a strapless blouse :laughing7: :D :lol: When I put the Bra on her the blouse raised up to her waist. :laughing7: :D :lol: I had to get Willie Pin to hold up the bizz at hand. ANYHOW, she's cooking and I'll snap a shot when she's Hot enuff. (Yes, I have no shame either :banghead: :whiteflag: ) Maybe with the help of SuckleBusters Hootchie Mama (perfect name, huh?) and some Tony's Cajun Injection I had left, she'll still be tasty when taken off of her throne.

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Re: Be careful with your "Dares"

Postby OldUsedParts » Tue Jul 04, 2017 9:25 am

Well, at least I didn't catch the ditch on fire :laughing7: :D :lol:
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"Somehow, I just knew THOSE WEREN'T REAL" :laughing7: :D :lol:
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Re: Be careful with your "Dares"

Postby OldUsedParts » Tue Jul 04, 2017 9:58 am

How can something so unattractive be so moist and flavorful :?:
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My Lunch will be the wangs and buzzard'n the carcass
that carcass may not last until Lunch time
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Re: Be careful with your "Dares"

Postby woodenvisions » Tue Jul 04, 2017 10:16 am

Bra Bustin good Emm...
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Postby castironchris » Tue Jul 04, 2017 12:03 pm

That's pretty funny rat thar!! Things were so big they busted out!! Glad you tried and no one was hurt in the process!! I need to do another one soon because I haven't seen my wife laugh so hard in years!! And then when I laid it over in the pan with the beer can removed....well you get the picture!! I thought I was gonna have to give my wife a breathing treatment!!
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Postby OldUsedParts » Tue Jul 04, 2017 12:12 pm

showed it to my Wiffy, before putting it in the Pit, and she replied "you're kidding right?" :dont:
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Re: Be careful with your "Dares"

Postby JustinCouch » Tue Jul 04, 2017 12:28 pm

I'm telling ya. I should have burnt off that ditch and strip of woods years ago.
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Re: Be careful with your "Dares"

Postby OldUsedParts » Tue Jul 04, 2017 12:37 pm

sometimes a good idea just has to be DRUMmed into your head, eh Justin :laughing7: :D :lol:
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Re: Be careful with your "Dares"

Postby castironchris » Tue Jul 04, 2017 4:25 pm

OldUsedParts wrote:sometimes a good idea just has to be DRUMmed into your head, eh Justin :laughing7: :D :lol:



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Re: Be careful with your "Dares"

Postby Russ » Tue Jul 04, 2017 6:16 pm

Triple d , my size,lol

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Re: RE: Re: Be careful with your "Dares"

Postby woodenvisions » Tue Jul 04, 2017 7:25 pm

Russ wrote:Triple d , my size,lol

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You wear a DDD ???


LOL, I couldn't resist :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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Postby Russ » Tue Jul 04, 2017 7:28 pm

woodenvisions wrote:
Russ wrote:Triple d , my size,lol

Russ

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You wear a DDD ???


LOL, I couldn't resist :mrgreen: :mrgreen:



Lol, just I like buxom broads. Not a big leg man,lol.

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Postby woodenvisions » Tue Jul 04, 2017 7:29 pm

Russ wrote:[quote="woodenvisions"][quote="Russ"]Triple d , my size,lol

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Russ...

You wear a DDD ???


LOL, I couldn't resist :mrgreen: :mrgreen:[/quote]


Lol, just I like buxom broads. Not a big leg man,lol.

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Lol, just ribbin ya a bit... :mrgreen:
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Re: Be careful with your "Dares"

Postby Russ » Tue Jul 04, 2017 7:33 pm

I've got a thick skin,lol. No one here can upset me, best bunch of people ever on this board.

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Re: Be careful with your "Dares"

Postby Boots » Tue Jul 04, 2017 8:46 pm

I bet when that strap let go, it hare lipped everbody in Bear Creek, to quote the great philosopher Slim Pickens !
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