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My wife's sister is here for a few days. She won't eat nuthing but chicken and seafood and its gotta be well overcooked

Last time she was here I did a spatchcock yard bird. She took one bite off the breast meat and spit it out....it was too moist for her. Belive me, the bird was done.

So for today's smoke I picked up a 10 lb bonein turkey breast. Thinking maybe I going smoke this sucker till it turns to leather and see if she likes it that way.

I also threw some Angus bones in with the turkey just for me and Buck. They ain't got a lot of meat on them but with 6 lbs of bones, we should find enough meat for the two of us.

I even moved the pellet off the deck over to my shop so SIL won't know I got the bird and the beef in the same smoker.




Bill

What did the label on those beef ribs say. There are some at Wally world I'm thinking of trying

you're MUCH TOO KIND, Wild Bill - - - - one spit out at me Casa would have her headed for Mickey D's or even worse give ol Buck a couple Texas head pats for me

OldUsedParts wrote:you're MUCH TOO KIND, Wild Bill - - - - one spit out at me Casa would have her headed for Mickey D's or even worse give ol Buck a couple Texas head pats for me

Will do em
Buck ain't wundering too far from them bones. He may even get the leftover Turkey.

I’d serve her a side salad while she watched my Meat juice run all over the place


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That didn’t sound to good…but you get my point :)


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bsooner75 wrote:That didn’t sound to good…but you get my point :)


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I got it

Bill

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she watched my Meat juice run all over the place


Note to self ::::

NEVER read a bsooner post while walking down the stairs !!!!!

LMAO !!!!

bsooner75 wrote:I’d serve her a side salad while she watched my Meat juice run all over the place


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Gold, lmao.

Russ

PSA - bsooner75 post may or may not have been under the influence of bourbon followed by beer today…


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Now all u just need is 1 Scotch and ur good to go Johnny :):)

Bondo, bet they got a nice hotel in town you could put her into.

Texas Rule No. 1 of accepting hospitality (of the Old School Rules School): NEVER EVER criticize a free meal, and if you have to choke it down, you do it if it kills you. It is acceptable, however, to request an additional cerveza (or two) as needed to help digest it.

Texas Rule No. 2 of accepting hospitality: NEVER EVER show up empty handed as an invitee for dinner; always bring beer or wine. If the host is an old friend or it's a special occassion, like say Saturday, then good Bourbon is a classy addition. Doesn't matter if you still end up drinking most of it, but you better dadgum bring something.

Texas Rule No. 3: It is NEVER EVER acceptable to shoot skeet with the host's cat, no matter how fun it would be to holler, "PULL!" and hear <BLAM!! YOOOOWWWW!!!". I mean, think of the children, at the moment Ol' Fuzzy goes exploding off into the afterlife like a fur-filled Cherry Bomb, and the host's little boy busts out cheering while little sister starts bawling her eyes out. Whiy, they'll be enemies forever it'll just ruin every Christmas, and trust me, you don't that on yer conscience. By the time they end up in high school, she'll be sneaking poison oak into his underwear, and he'll be sending Malibu Barbie on a cross country ride tied to the the collar of the neighbor's Doberman. These things always end up badly, I speak from experience.

you get an 'A' for effort
even if she doesn't like it

I'd like to SECOND Boots and Capt'ns Posts - - - - sure hope you have something PLANNED for her next visit

something to add to this post
there are those out there who won't eat anything barbecued
they consider those of us who cook it, rednecks
and are prejudice to anything we cook
or how good it tastes
the best to do with those folks is to just go out to eat
and then SEND THEM HOME!
my grandmother had a poem in a frame in her guestroom
Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days.
~Benjamin Franklin