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She asked for it

Postby bondobill » Sun Sep 24, 2017 2:08 pm

:roll:
My wife's sister is here for a few days. She won't eat nuthing but chicken and seafood and its gotta be well overcooked

Last time she was here I did a spatchcock yard bird. She took one bite off the breast meat and spit it out....it was too moist for her. :roll: :dont: Belive me, the bird was done.

So for today's smoke I picked up a 10 lb bonein turkey breast. Thinking maybe I going smoke this sucker till it turns to leather and see if she likes it that way. :laughing7:

I also threw some Angus bones in with the turkey just for me and Buck. They ain't got a lot of meat on them but with 6 lbs of bones, we should find enough meat for the two of us. :lol:

I even moved the pellet off the deck over to my shop so SIL won't know I got the bird and the beef in the same smoker. :whiteflag:

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Re: She asked for it

Postby JustinCouch » Sun Sep 24, 2017 2:44 pm

What did the label on those beef ribs say. There are some at Wally world I'm thinking of trying
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Re: She asked for it

Postby OldUsedParts » Sun Sep 24, 2017 3:08 pm

you're MUCH TOO KIND, Wild Bill - - - - one spit out at me Casa would have her headed for Mickey D's or even worse :rambo: give ol Buck a couple Texas head pats for me :salut:
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Re: She asked for it

Postby bondobill » Sun Sep 24, 2017 3:16 pm

OldUsedParts wrote:you're MUCH TOO KIND, Wild Bill - - - - one spit out at me Casa would have her headed for Mickey D's or even worse :rambo: give ol Buck a couple Texas head pats for me :salut:

:lol: :lol: :P :laughing7:

Will do em :cheers:
Buck ain't wundering too far from them bones. He may even get the leftover Turkey. :laughing7:
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Re: She asked for it

Postby bsooner75 » Sun Sep 24, 2017 4:24 pm

I’d serve her a side salad while she watched my Meat juice run all over the place


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Re: She asked for it

Postby bsooner75 » Sun Sep 24, 2017 4:24 pm

That didn’t sound to good…but you get my point :)


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Re: She asked for it

Postby bondobill » Sun Sep 24, 2017 4:41 pm

bsooner75 wrote:That didn’t sound to good…but you get my point :)


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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :laughing7: :laughing7:
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Postby woodenvisions » Sun Sep 24, 2017 5:00 pm

[quote="bsooner75"]

she watched my Meat juice run all over the place


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Re: She asked for it

Postby Russ » Sun Sep 24, 2017 5:49 pm

bsooner75 wrote:I’d serve her a side salad while she watched my Meat juice run all over the place


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Gold, lmao.

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Re: She asked for it

Postby bsooner75 » Sun Sep 24, 2017 7:57 pm

PSA - bsooner75 post may or may not have been under the influence of bourbon followed by beer today…


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Re: She asked for it

Postby woodenvisions » Sun Sep 24, 2017 8:01 pm

Now all u just need is 1 Scotch and ur good to go Johnny :):)
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Re: She asked for it

Postby Boots » Sun Sep 24, 2017 11:39 pm

Bondo, bet they got a nice hotel in town you could put her into.

Texas Rule No. 1 of accepting hospitality (of the Old School Rules School): NEVER EVER criticize a free meal, and if you have to choke it down, you do it if it kills you. It is acceptable, however, to request an additional cerveza (or two) as needed to help digest it.

Texas Rule No. 2 of accepting hospitality: NEVER EVER show up empty handed as an invitee for dinner; always bring beer or wine. If the host is an old friend or it's a special occassion, like say Saturday, then good Bourbon is a classy addition. Doesn't matter if you still end up drinking most of it, but you better dadgum bring something.

Texas Rule No. 3: It is NEVER EVER acceptable to shoot skeet with the host's cat, no matter how fun it would be to holler, "PULL!" and hear <BLAM!! YOOOOWWWW!!!". I mean, think of the children, at the moment Ol' Fuzzy goes exploding off into the afterlife like a fur-filled Cherry Bomb, and the host's little boy busts out cheering while little sister starts bawling her eyes out. Whiy, they'll be enemies forever it'll just ruin every Christmas, and trust me, you don't that on yer conscience. By the time they end up in high school, she'll be sneaking poison oak into his underwear, and he'll be sending Malibu Barbie on a cross country ride tied to the the collar of the neighbor's Doberman. These things always end up badly, I speak from experience.
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Re: She asked for it

Postby CaptJack » Mon Sep 25, 2017 8:09 am

you get an 'A' for effort
even if she doesn't like it
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Re: She asked for it

Postby OldUsedParts » Mon Sep 25, 2017 10:24 am

I'd like to SECOND Boots and Capt'ns Posts - - - - sure hope you have something PLANNED for her next visit :whiteflag:
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Re: She asked for it

Postby CaptJack » Mon Sep 25, 2017 11:37 am

something to add to this post
there are those out there who won't eat anything barbecued
they consider those of us who cook it, rednecks
and are prejudice to anything we cook
or how good it tastes
the best to do with those folks is to just go out to eat
and then SEND THEM HOME!
my grandmother had a poem in a frame in her guestroom
Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days.
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