You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when:
10. You get winded from knocking on the door.
9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.
8. You ask for high fiber candy only.
7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.
6. People say: ‘Great Boris Karloff Mask,’ And you’re not wearing a mask.
5. When the door opens you yell, 'Trick or…’ And can’t remember the rest.
4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.
3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won’t dislodge your hairpiece.
2. You’re the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.
And the number one reason Seniors should not go Trick Or Treating…
1. You keep having to go home to do your personals.
No matter, have a HAPPY HALLOWEEN anyway.
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That's pretty funny stuff Emm, but ur still a kid at heart and that will never change!OldUsedParts wrote:You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when:
10. You get winded from knocking on the door.
9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.
8. You ask for high fiber candy only.
7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.
6. People say: ‘Great Boris Karloff Mask,’ And you’re not wearing a mask.
5. When the door opens you yell, 'Trick or…’ And can’t remember the rest.
4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.
3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won’t dislodge your hairpiece.
2. You’re the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.
And the number one reason Seniors should not go Trick Or Treating…
1. You keep having to go home to do your personals.
No matter, have a HAPPY HALLOWEEN anyway.
I learned that seniors aren't the only ones that may be challenged at Trick Or Treating...
So far, Evan is making Bank this year with candy... Different neighborhoods do Trick Or Treat different times up here and Evan is taking advantage of that. Today/Tonight we go to Jersey at my old stomping grounds and get to take him to my neighborhood where I grew up. 30 second walks between houses, he's gonna fill up pretty quick.
This will be his 4th time between friends parties and family events that he gets to suck some Moore blood.
Today, Lightning goes with us too, that will be interesting...last year he was on overload with everyone's costumes, he didn't know what to think.
Anyways, Evan almost fell in a fire pit a few nights ago but luckily i shadow him as usual when we are near things like that since he has 3 left feet...
I grabbed him by his cape, thankfully his cheap costume was actually stitched pretty good...
P.s, I assure you, he did NOT inherit that from me...
So yeah....., even the youngsters have rough Halloween
Happy Halloween bud
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I am determined to sustain myself as long as possible & die like a soldier who never forgets what is due to his own honor & that of his country—Victory or Death. William Barret Travis - Lt. Col. comdt "The Alamo"
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