Oldie but Goodie

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Oldie but Goodie

Postby OldUsedParts » Wed Aug 25, 2021 9:40 am

A DEA officer stopped at our farm yesterday, he said “I need to inspect your farm for illegal growing drugs.”
I said “Okay, but don’t go in that field over there.”
The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, “Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me!” Reaching into his rear pants pocket, the arrogant officer removed his badge and shoved it in my face. “See this badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish…. On any land !! No questions asked or answers given!! Have I made myself clear?…. do you understand?!!”
I nodded politely, apologized, and went about my chores. A short time later, I heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by my big old mean bull…. With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he’d sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified.
I threw down my tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of my lungs
“Your badge, show him your BADGE!!”
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Re: Oldie but Goodie

Postby Boots » Wed Aug 25, 2021 5:09 pm

LOL!!!!

What is so ironic about this however, is that the story could actually be TRUE!!!!
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Re: Oldie but Goodie

Postby phillymike » Wed Aug 25, 2021 5:56 pm

Lol awesome!!


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Re: Oldie but Goodie

Postby Norway Joe » Thu Aug 26, 2021 9:49 am

Very funny, but could happen with every public inspector here.

I remember many years ago, when I lived at my parents house. At that time we had a Male Doberman. Not a dog you mess with.

My parents rented out an apartment in their house. The renter didn't pay his taxes to the government and a man from the IRS came to check on the guy, but he wasn't home. Therefore the IRS guy rang the doorbell on our door. My father and I was busy hanging up wallpapers so we couldn't immediately open the door. Meanwhile our Doberman went to the hallway and silently guarded the door.

The stupid guy from IRS didn't have the patience to wait so he opened the door. We didn't lock the doors at that time. He immediately turned white as a sheet of paper when he saw the dog waiting for him with his lips up and showing his shiny white teeth.

Luckily the guy froze to ice, only guarding his noble parts with his attache case. We finally was able to come to the door and told the guy how stupid he was. It would have ended very bad if he had crossed the door.

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Re: Oldie but Goodie

Postby OkieGal » Thu Aug 26, 2021 11:15 am

Norway Joe wrote:Very funny, but could happen with every public inspector here.

I remember many years ago, when I lived at my parents house. At that time we had a Male Doberman. Not a dog you mess with.

My parents rented out an apartment in their house. The renter didn't pay his taxes to the government and a man from the IRS came to check on the guy, but he wasn't home. Therefore the IRS guy rang the doorbell on our door. My father and I was busy hanging up wallpapers so we couldn't immediately open the door. Meanwhile our Doberman went to the hallway and silently guarded the door.

The stupid guy from IRS didn't have the patience to wait so he opened the door. We didn't lock the doors at that time. He immediately turned white as a sheet of paper when he saw the dog waiting for him with his lips up and showing his shiny white teeth.

Luckily the guy froze to ice, only guarding his noble parts with his attache case. We finally was able to come to the door and told the guy how stupid he was. It would have ended very bad if he had crossed the door.

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LOL It's not very nice of me, but I love hearing when some of these pompous "public servants" meet the limits of their authority.
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Re: Oldie but Goodie

Postby OldUsedParts » Thu Aug 26, 2021 11:21 am

Nice or Not - - - I"M WITH YOU, MAM :tup: :salut:
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