Creole Atchafalaya Fishing Trip

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Creole Atchafalaya Fishing Trip

Postby OldUsedParts » Fri Nov 06, 2020 3:29 pm

One morning Beaudreaux and Thibodeaux left their Digs in the Pickemup Truck to check their trotlines.
As they would travel down the road, they would see roadkill and Thib would holler "Stop dat Truck"
When Beaudreax would stop, Thib would get out and, with a piece of chalk he would draw a circle around the animal
and then get back into the PIckemup Truck. After this happened several times, Beaudreaux turned to Thib and said
"What for you wawn me to stop dis Pickemup everytime you see an animal with Road Rash and let you draw a rang
round dat critter???"

Thib said "Well Stupideo, I beez drawing rangs round dat roadkill so that, iffin wez don't have some no fish, gator or turtle on dem trotlines when we head back home, 'everythang without a rang' is dis ennin's Gumbo !" :rambo: :chef: :tup:
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Re: Creole Atchafalaya Fishing Trip

Postby Boots » Sat Nov 07, 2020 9:24 am

Haux Haux Haux!
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Re: Creole Atchafalaya Fishing Trip

Postby OldUsedParts » Sat Nov 07, 2020 11:23 am

:laughing7: :lol: :D :bow:
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Re: Creole Atchafalaya Fishing Trip

Postby allenayres » Tue Nov 10, 2020 9:41 pm

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