Marcel's Bucket is FULL

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Marcel's Bucket is FULL

Postby OldUsedParts » Tue Oct 06, 2020 4:10 pm

This is a sad story of depression that can haunt a man.  

Marcel was sick and tired of the world: of Covid 19, Brexit, Russian belligerence, Chinese duplicity, global warming, racial tensions, presidential debates, and the rest of the disturbing stories that occupy media headlines.   Marcel drove his car into his garage and then sealed every doorway and window as best he could. He got back into his car and wound down all the windows, selected his favorite radio station and started the car.

Four days later, a worried neighbor peered through his garage window and saw him sitting inert in the car. She notified the emergency services and they broke in, pulling Marcel from the car. A little sip of water and, surprisingly, the crazy idiot was in perfect condition, but his Tesla had a dead battery.
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Re: Marcel's Bucket is FULL

Postby 02ebz06 » Tue Oct 06, 2020 4:23 pm

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Re: Marcel's Bucket is FULL

Postby bsooner75 » Wed Oct 07, 2020 6:11 pm

LOL - you have no idea how bad I needed this laugh. Thanks for sharing


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Re: Marcel's Bucket is FULL

Postby maw » Wed Oct 07, 2020 7:48 pm

Ha good one
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Re: Marcel's Bucket is FULL

Postby Boots » Thu Oct 08, 2020 11:10 pm

Don’t forget to check the oil...
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