That Second Opinion

[OldUsedParts]

"Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my
bed at night."
So I went to a shrink and told him: "I've got problems.
Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared.
I think I'm going crazy."
"Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink.
"Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid
of those fears."
"How much do you charge?"
"Eighty dollars per visit," replied the doctor.
"I'll sleep on it," I said.

Six months later the doctor met me on the street. "Why didn't you
come to see me about those fears you were having?" he asked.
"Well, eighty bucks a visit, three times a week for a year, is $12,480.00..
A bartender cured me for $20.00. I was so happy to have saved all
that money that I went and bought me a new pickup truck."
"Is that so?" With a bit of an attitude he said, "And how, may I ask,
did a bartender cure you?"
"He told me to cut the legs off the bed. Ain't nobody under there now."

It's always better to get a second opinion.

[Williep]

I'll drink to that !!!

[Rambo]

LMAO

[bsooner75]

LOL!!!!


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[Norway Joe]

Lol.

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