ABTs in the Microwave = "don't"

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ABTs in the Microwave = "don't"

Postby OldUsedParts » Sun Nov 25, 2018 7:28 am

Had just enuff ABT stuff for a snack yesterday and it was either fix them or chunk them. There was not enuff to justify lighting any charcoal so I figgered WTHeck. Par-boiled the jalapenos, split them, filled with jalapeno cream chez mixed with jalapeno jelly and wrapped with bacon. Since I have nuked many a slice of bacon before, I figgered two minutes and I would be finished. Well that was not the case, and 5 one minute intervals later I had finally gotten the bacon "semi" crispy.

However, I had evaporated the cream chez,
turned the jelly into a hard carmelized 'thing'
and the jalapeno halves were the texture of quacamole.
:!: The Bacon, on the other hand, had evolved into a completely different AND unrecognizable Meat Form.

The Lesson Learned from All of This is:
"If you think about nuking some ABTs - - - DON'T" :banghead: :whiteflag: :roll: :dont: :(
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Re: ABTs in the Microwave = "don't"

Postby TwoGuysBBQ » Sun Nov 25, 2018 8:40 am

Sorry :laughing7: but that there’s funny. Never ever not enough to light the pit. Sometimes I’ll fire it up just to get some smoke in the air 8)
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Re: ABTs in the Microwave = "don't"

Postby bsooner75 » Sun Nov 25, 2018 5:43 pm

TwoGuysBBQ wrote:Sorry :laughing7: but that there’s funny. Never ever not enough to light the pit. Sometimes I’ll fire it up just to get some smoke in the air 8)


I agree whole heartedly


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Re: ABTs in the Microwave = "don't"

Postby Norway Joe » Mon Nov 26, 2018 11:13 am

That's Funny. I avoid using the microwave as much as I can.

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Re: ABTs in the Microwave = "don't"

Postby OldUsedParts » Mon Nov 26, 2018 11:31 am

That's why I put it in the Funny C'boys Location ;) :laughing7:
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