"Honey, what's for Dinner?"

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"Honey, what's for Dinner?"

Postby OldUsedParts » Mon Sep 17, 2018 6:17 am

An elderly man feared his wife was getting hard of hearing.
So he called her doctor to make an appointment to have her hearing checked.
The doctor said he could see her in two weeks, but meanwhile,
suggested a simple, informal test the husband could do to give the doctor some idea of the dimensions of the problem.
"Here's what you do. Start about 40 feet away from her, and speak in a normal conversational tone and see if she hears you.
If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."

So that evening she's in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he's in the living room, and he says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens when I talk to her."
"Honey, what's for dinner?" He calls.
No response.
So he moves to the other end of the room, about 30 feet away.
"Honey, what's for dinner?"
No response.
So he moves into the dining room, about 20 feet away. He starts shouting.
"HONEY, what's for dinner?"
No response.
On to the kitchen door, only 10 feet away.
"HONEY, what's for DINNER??".
No response.
So he walks right up behind her and screams:
"HONEY, WHAT'S FOR DINNER??!?!"
His wife turns to him and LOUDLY says "Chicken, Chicken! for the fifth time, we're having chicken".
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Davy Crockett: We won't have to. He's wearing out horses coming towards us
Beekeeper: Guess we can't stop him from coming. But I reckon we can arrange for him to limp going back
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Re: "Honey, what's for Dinner?"

Postby Rambo » Mon Sep 17, 2018 6:34 am

I laughed; didn't see that one coming
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Re: "Honey, what's for Dinner?"

Postby Russ » Mon Sep 17, 2018 7:42 pm

Reminds me of the guy that goes to,the doctor and says I think I'm going deaf, the doc says can you describe the symptoms, he replies marge has blue hair and homers a big fat bloke.

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Re: "Honey, what's for Dinner?"

Postby bsooner75 » Mon Sep 17, 2018 8:21 pm

Russ wrote:Reminds me of the guy that goes to,the doctor and says I think I'm going deaf, the doc says can you describe the symptoms, he replies marge has blue hair and homers a big fat bloke.

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Re: "Honey, what's for Dinner?"

Postby OldUsedParts » Tue Sep 18, 2018 4:16 am

is that what we call "selective hearing?" :roll: :laughing7:
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Beekeeper: Let's do saddle up and go learn that gentleman his manners
Davy Crockett: We won't have to. He's wearing out horses coming towards us
Beekeeper: Guess we can't stop him from coming. But I reckon we can arrange for him to limp going back

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