The wedding ceremony came to the point where the minister asked if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the
bride and groom. It was their time to stand up and talk, or forever hold their peace.
The moment of utter silence was broken by a young, beautiful woman carrying a child.
She stood up and started walking slowly towards the pastor.
The congregation was aghast. The groom’s jaw dropped as he stared disbelievingly at the approaching young woman and child.
Chaos ensued. The bride threw the bouquet in the air and burst out crying. Then the groom's mother fainted.
The groom's men started giving each other looks and wondering how best to help save the situation.
The minister asked the woman, "Can you tell us, why you came forward? What do you have to say?
There was absolute silence in the church.
The woman replied, "We can't hear at the back."
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That’s just not right
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Lol. You just reminded me of a joke.
A minister at a church asks his congregation to put their hands up if they had seen a ghost. About 15 people put their hands up. Then he asks has anyone spoken to a ghost. About 5 people put their hands up. Then he asks has anyone had sex with a ghost, 1 guy put his hand up. The minister goes up to him and asks him again , have you had sexual relations with a ghost.
He says , sorry I thought you said goat.
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A minister at a church asks his congregation to put their hands up if they had seen a ghost. About 15 people put their hands up. Then he asks has anyone spoken to a ghost. About 5 people put their hands up. Then he asks has anyone had sex with a ghost, 1 guy put his hand up. The minister goes up to him and asks him again , have you had sexual relations with a ghost.
He says , sorry I thought you said goat.
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Lol - both Parts & Russ. You sure you guys aren’t brothers? :)
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bsooner75 wrote:Lol - both Parts & Russ. You sure you guys aren’t brothers? :)
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Lol, would be massive coincidences all over the place. I find myself saying some things he says at times, fer sur.
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worse things could happen yanno
however, I can't think of what they might be
however, I can't think of what they might be
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They can't be kin !
Emm will never boil ( you know what ) and Russ loves the Worcestershire sauce lolololol !!!
I may have a point here ladies and gents :):)
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Emm will never boil ( you know what ) and Russ loves the Worcestershire sauce lolololol !!!
I may have a point here ladies and gents :):)
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woodenvisions wrote:They can't be kin !
Emm will never boil ( you know what ) and Russ loves the Worcestershire sauce lolololol !!!
I may have a point here ladies and gents :):)
We would have to flip to see who cooks and who orders out
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OldUsedParts wrote:woodenvisions wrote:They can't be kin !
Emm will never boil ( you know what ) and Russ loves the Worcestershire sauce lolololol !!!
I may have a point here ladies and gents :):)
We would have to flip to see who cooks and who orders out
Lol, you guys crack me up.
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A couple of people need to find something to do.
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Williep wrote:A couple of people need to find something to do.
Parts has no time left, you seen his cooks? Lol.
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Williep wrote:A couple of people need to find something to do.
That might be the Quote of 2018
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