Not the best of timing

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Not the best of timing

Postby OldUsedParts » Mon Aug 20, 2018 4:32 pm

The wedding ceremony came to the point where the minister asked if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the
bride and groom. It was their time to stand up and talk, or forever hold their peace.

The moment of utter silence was broken by a young, beautiful woman carrying a child.
She stood up and started walking slowly towards the pastor.

The congregation was aghast. The groom’s jaw dropped as he stared disbelievingly at the approaching young woman and child.
Chaos ensued. The bride threw the bouquet in the air and burst out crying. Then the groom's mother fainted.

The groom's men started giving each other looks and wondering how best to help save the situation.

The minister asked the woman, "Can you tell us, why you came forward? What do you have to say?

There was absolute silence in the church.

The woman replied, "We can't hear at the back."
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Davy Crockett: We won't have to. He's wearing out horses coming towards us
Beekeeper: Guess we can't stop him from coming. But I reckon we can arrange for him to limp going back
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Re: Not the best of timing

Postby TwoGuysBBQ » Mon Aug 20, 2018 4:52 pm

:banghead: :out:
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Re: Not the best of timing

Postby Rambo » Mon Aug 20, 2018 8:23 pm

That’s just not right
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Re: Not the best of timing

Postby Russ » Mon Aug 20, 2018 8:40 pm

Lol. You just reminded me of a joke.

A minister at a church asks his congregation to put their hands up if they had seen a ghost. About 15 people put their hands up. Then he asks has anyone spoken to a ghost. About 5 people put their hands up. Then he asks has anyone had sex with a ghost, 1 guy put his hand up. The minister goes up to him and asks him again , have you had sexual relations with a ghost.
He says , sorry I thought you said goat.

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Re: Not the best of timing

Postby bsooner75 » Mon Aug 20, 2018 9:11 pm

Lol - both Parts & Russ. You sure you guys aren’t brothers? :)


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Re: Not the best of timing

Postby Russ » Mon Aug 20, 2018 10:25 pm

bsooner75 wrote:Lol - both Parts & Russ. You sure you guys aren’t brothers? :)


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Lol, would be massive coincidences all over the place. I find myself saying some things he says at times, fer sur.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :deadhorse:

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Re: Not the best of timing

Postby OldUsedParts » Tue Aug 21, 2018 5:14 am

worse things could happen yanno :dont: :salut:

however, I can't think of what they might be :banghead: :whiteflag:
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Beekeeper: Let's do saddle up and go learn that gentleman his manners
Davy Crockett: We won't have to. He's wearing out horses coming towards us
Beekeeper: Guess we can't stop him from coming. But I reckon we can arrange for him to limp going back
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Re: Not the best of timing

Postby woodenvisions » Tue Aug 21, 2018 5:35 am

They can't be kin !

Emm will never boil ( you know what ) and Russ loves the Worcestershire sauce lolololol !!!

I may have a point here ladies and gents :):)

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Re: Not the best of timing

Postby OldUsedParts » Tue Aug 21, 2018 7:20 am

woodenvisions wrote:They can't be kin !
Emm will never boil ( you know what ) and Russ loves the Worcestershire sauce lolololol !!!
I may have a point here ladies and gents :):)


We would have to flip to see who cooks and who orders out :lol:
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Beekeeper: Let's do saddle up and go learn that gentleman his manners
Davy Crockett: We won't have to. He's wearing out horses coming towards us
Beekeeper: Guess we can't stop him from coming. But I reckon we can arrange for him to limp going back
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Re: Not the best of timing

Postby Russ » Tue Aug 21, 2018 6:06 pm

OldUsedParts wrote:
woodenvisions wrote:They can't be kin !
Emm will never boil ( you know what ) and Russ loves the Worcestershire sauce lolololol !!!
I may have a point here ladies and gents :):)


We would have to flip to see who cooks and who orders out :lol:



Lol, you guys crack me up.

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Re: Not the best of timing

Postby Williep » Tue Aug 21, 2018 8:44 pm

A couple of people need to find something to do. :banghead: :banghead:
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Re: Not the best of timing

Postby Russ » Wed Aug 22, 2018 2:31 am

Williep wrote:A couple of people need to find something to do. :banghead: :banghead:



Parts has no time left, you seen his cooks? Lol.

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Re: Not the best of timing

Postby OldUsedParts » Wed Aug 22, 2018 11:02 am

Williep wrote:A couple of people need to find something to do. :banghead: :banghead:


That might be the Quote of 2018 :bow: :salut:
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Beekeeper: Let's do saddle up and go learn that gentleman his manners
Davy Crockett: We won't have to. He's wearing out horses coming towards us
Beekeeper: Guess we can't stop him from coming. But I reckon we can arrange for him to limp going back

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