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Distress Signals

Postby OldUsedParts » Wed Aug 15, 2018 6:39 am

One time Sooner and OUP went hunting and they get lost in the woods.
Remembering some of the lessons from the hunter education courses, OUP recalls that when you are lost, there is the universal distress signal of firing 3 shots in the air.
So they fire 3 shots into the air and wait.
After an hour they fire 3 more shots.
After 30 minutes they fire 3 more shots into the air.
Another hour goes by and still no one comes to help.
They are still lost and it is getting dark.
About that time, Sooner, turns to OUP and says,
"I hope somebody comes this time because these are my last three arrows."

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Postby OldUsedParts » Wed Aug 15, 2018 8:12 am

:P :laughing7:
I am determined to sustain myself as long as possible & die like a soldier who never forgets what is due to his own honor & that of his country—Victory or Death. William Barret Travis - Lt. Col. comdt "The Alamo"
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Re: Distress Signals

Postby TX1911 » Wed Aug 15, 2018 8:53 am

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Re: Distress Signals

Postby bsooner75 » Wed Aug 15, 2018 9:11 am

That was a good one. I LOL’d.

Counselor you got across Canadian playing in my head now :)


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