Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about folks from Texas ...
If someone in a Lowe's store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Texas ;
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Texas ;
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Texas ;
If 'Vacation' means going anywhere south of Dallas for the weekend, you may live in Texas ;
If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Texas ;
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Texas ;
If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Texas ;
If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Texas
If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph --you're going 80 and everybody's passing you, you may live in Texas ;
If you find 60 degrees 'a little chilly,' you may live in Texas ;
If you actually understand these jokes, and share them with all your Texas friends, you definitely live in Texas ..
Foxworthy on TEXAS
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Oh sure.. The OTHER guy who used to live in Atlanta can joke about Texas and it's funny. *I* do it (only about the heat too) and y'all are forming lynch mobs.
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Probably your Deodorant at the time
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rms827 wrote:Oh sure.. The OTHER guy who used to live in Atlanta can joke about Texas and it's funny. *I* do it (only about the heat too) and y'all are forming lynch mobs.
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egghead wrote:rms827 wrote:Oh sure.. The OTHER guy who used to live in Atlanta can joke about Texas and it's funny. *I* do it (only about the heat too) and y'all are forming lynch mobs.
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OldUsedParts wrote:Probably your Deodorant at the time
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