Ultimate Top of Food Chain

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Ultimate Top of Food Chain

Postby OldUsedParts » Mon May 28, 2018 5:56 pm

From Smiley's Column:
Marsha R. says there was once "an economic development scheme involved in building a huge African-themed park in south Louisiana. They would have large animals prowling about on the loose, etc.

"The developer was explaining the concept to an old Cajun, stressing the wide range of animals that would be there: lions, rhinos, gazelles and elephants.

"The dubious local finally pointed out the problem with the plan: 'Dem Cajuns is going to eat yo' elly phants.'"
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Re: Ultimate Top of Food Chain

Postby Rambo » Tue May 29, 2018 7:14 am

Yepper, our neighbors tend to like to harvest their own. :lol:
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Re: Ultimate Top of Food Chain

Postby egghead » Tue May 29, 2018 7:31 am

Whatchutalkinbout? Of course we will try anything at least twice or three times. If you don’t like it the first time, you add some Tony Chachere’s. Then if it still needs some help, you make a roux. And if they are out of season, they taste even better.
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Re: Ultimate Top of Food Chain

Postby OldUsedParts » Tue May 29, 2018 8:19 am

egghead wrote:And if they are out of season, they taste even better.


10-4 some of the Best "fresh" Venison I've ever eaten was during Fishing Season :dont: :salut:
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Postby Rambo » Tue May 29, 2018 9:01 am

I'm laughing
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Re: Ultimate Top of Food Chain

Postby rms827 » Wed May 30, 2018 3:48 am

It's funny because it's true... I got a friend outside Nawlins that talks & jokes about how folks there will eat gator or anything else that's on the loose, LOL.
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Re: Ultimate Top of Food Chain

Postby OldUsedParts » Wed May 30, 2018 6:12 am

Joke Time:
One time Boudreaux and Thibedeaux were headed to the creek before daylight to run their trotlines. Every time Boudreaux would see a road kill he would make Thib stop. Then he'd get out and, with a piece of chalk he would draw a circle around the dead animal. Well, this went on all the way to the creek and as they were getting into the pireaux Thib asked Boud, "what for you draw a circle around those dead critters?" Well, Boud smiled and said "well, Thib, iffin wez gets no fish on dem trotlines and are headed home empty handed, every road kill animal we see that doesn't have a circle around will be picked up for Gumbo !" :dont: :laughing7:
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Re: Ultimate Top of Food Chain

Postby egghead » Wed May 30, 2018 8:19 am

rms827 wrote:It's funny because it's true... I got a friend outside Nawlins that talks & jokes about how folks there will eat gator or anything else that's on the loose, LOL.


There’s nothing unusual about eating gator. Have had it fried, in sauce picaunt, gumbo, and grilled. Would be at home in a paella, over pasta, or in a seafood jambalaya as well. Cook with it just like you cook fish but much less of a fishy taste.
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