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Super Bowl Tickets

Postby OldUsedParts » Sat Feb 03, 2018 4:30 pm

A new take on an old Joke but still makes ya giggle.

I know it's late notice, but a friend of mine has two tickets for the Super Bowl in Minneapolis, MN at the new U. S. Bank Stadium on Sunday, February 4th. They are box seats and he paid $3,500 per ticket, which includes the ride to and from the airport, lunch, dinner, a $400.00 bar tab and a pass to the winners locker room after the game. What he didn't realize when he bought them last year was that it's on the same day as his wedding.

If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place. It's at St. Paul's Church at 3 p.m.

She’s 5'4", about 115 pounds, a good cook, loves to fish and hunt and will clean your truck. She’ll be the one in the white dress.
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Beekeeper: Let's do saddle up and go learn that gentleman his manners
Davy Crockett: We won't have to. He's wearing out horses coming towards us
Beekeeper: Guess we can't stop him from coming. But I reckon we can arrange for him to limp going back
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Re: Super Bowl Tickets

Postby woodenvisions » Sat Feb 03, 2018 5:41 pm

Don't laugh, I think the guy I work with ( he's an Eagles fan ) would do something like this, lol !!!
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Re: Super Bowl Tickets

Postby Rambo » Sun Feb 04, 2018 8:38 pm

LMAO

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