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Former "Toddlin' Town"

Postby OldUsedParts » Sat Dec 30, 2017 8:16 am

Home Sick
At ‘The Villages’ in Florida last week, there was a bumper sticker on a parked car that read:
"I miss Chicago"
Someone broke the window, stole the radio, stole all four tires and left a note on the bumper sticker that read:
"Hope this helps"
OUP

Beekeeper: Let's do saddle up and go learn that gentleman his manners
Davy Crockett: We won't have to. He's wearing out horses coming towards us
Beekeeper: Guess we can't stop him from coming. But I reckon we can arrange for him to limp going back
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Re: Former "Toddlin' Town"

Postby Williep » Sat Dec 30, 2017 8:36 am

I use to work with a guy that was from Ohio and he alway's complained about Texas. I use to tell him that I didn't know anybody or anything that was keeping him from moving back to Ohio. He's retired now and living in Winnie,Texas.
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Re: Former "Toddlin' Town"

Postby OldUsedParts » Sat Dec 30, 2017 9:03 am

Not too far from High Island and some of the best "seasonal" Surf Fishing on the Gulf - - - is the High Island Pier still there :?: :dont:
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Beekeeper: Let's do saddle up and go learn that gentleman his manners
Davy Crockett: We won't have to. He's wearing out horses coming towards us
Beekeeper: Guess we can't stop him from coming. But I reckon we can arrange for him to limp going back

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