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A preacher said, "Anyone with 'special needs' who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front by the altar." With that, Leroy got in line, and when it was his turn, the Preacher asked, "Leroy, what do you want me to pray about for you?"

Leroy replied, "Preacher, I need you to pray for help with my hearing."

The preacher put one finger of one hand in Leroy's ear, placed his other hand on top of Leroy's head, and then prayed and prayed and prayed for Leroy and the whole congregation joined in, with great enthusiasm.
After a few minutes, the preacher removed his hands, stood back and asked, "Leroy, how is your hearing now?"
Leroy answered, "I don't know. It ain't 'til next week."

You reminded me of the minister at church asking the congregation has any one here seen a ghost, about 20 people put their hands up. Then he asked has anyone spoken to a ghost, about 5 put their hand up. Then he asked if anyone had sexual relations with a ghost, an old man put his hand up, the minister approached him and said, so you've had sex with a ghost, the old guy replied, I'm sorry, I thought you said goat.

Russ

I giggled at OUP’s joke then Russ made me LOL!!!!


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I bet these two guys are one in the same !!!
The guy has a court date explaining why he got busy with a goat !!!!

....badabump....badabump...lol