??Say ??What??

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??Say ??What??

Postby OldUsedParts » Thu Nov 16, 2017 1:18 pm

A preacher said, "Anyone with 'special needs' who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front by the altar." With that, Leroy got in line, and when it was his turn, the Preacher asked, "Leroy, what do you want me to pray about for you?"

Leroy replied, "Preacher, I need you to pray for help with my hearing."

The preacher put one finger of one hand in Leroy's ear, placed his other hand on top of Leroy's head, and then prayed and prayed and prayed for Leroy and the whole congregation joined in, with great enthusiasm.
After a few minutes, the preacher removed his hands, stood back and asked, "Leroy, how is your hearing now?"
Leroy answered, "I don't know. It ain't 'til next week."
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Beekeeper: Let's do saddle up and go learn that gentleman his manners
Davy Crockett: We won't have to. He's wearing out horses coming towards us
Beekeeper: Guess we can't stop him from coming. But I reckon we can arrange for him to limp going back
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Re: ??Say ??What??

Postby Russ » Thu Nov 16, 2017 5:55 pm

You reminded me of the minister at church asking the congregation has any one here seen a ghost, about 20 people put their hands up. Then he asked has anyone spoken to a ghost, about 5 put their hand up. Then he asked if anyone had sexual relations with a ghost, an old man put his hand up, the minister approached him and said, so you've had sex with a ghost, the old guy replied, I'm sorry, I thought you said goat.

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Re: ??Say ??What??

Postby OldUsedParts » Thu Nov 16, 2017 6:30 pm

:shock: :oops: :roll: :laughing7: :D :lol:
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Beekeeper: Let's do saddle up and go learn that gentleman his manners
Davy Crockett: We won't have to. He's wearing out horses coming towards us
Beekeeper: Guess we can't stop him from coming. But I reckon we can arrange for him to limp going back
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Re: ??Say ??What??

Postby bsooner75 » Thu Nov 16, 2017 7:43 pm

I giggled at OUP’s joke then Russ made me LOL!!!!


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Re: ??Say ??What??

Postby woodenvisions » Thu Nov 16, 2017 7:47 pm

I bet these two guys are one in the same !!!
The guy has a court date explaining why he got busy with a goat !!!!

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