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Postby OldUsedParts » Sat Sep 30, 2017 9:22 am

Here's a George Jones Joke from Smiley's Column:

George's hoke

Dear Smiley: I recall this story about country music legend George Jones and his band on a trip to southern California in their tour bus.

Stopping at a roadside cafe for a lunch break, they stayed around for a while after lunch, to visit with fans and sign autographs.

When he started to leave, George asked what would be the best route to get to "San Josey."

The cafe manager told him that out west a lot of places had Spanish names that started with the letter "J" but were pronounced with the letter "H" instead.

When he got up to leave, someone asked him when he would be coming back to the area after their performances that May.

George hesitated for a moment, then said, "Oh, about Hune or Huly."

Beekeeper: Let's do saddle up and go learn that gentleman his manners
Davy Crockett: We won't have to. He's wearing out horses coming towards us
Beekeeper: Guess we can't stop him from coming. But I reckon we can arrange for him to limp going back

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