From Smiley's Column
Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2017 10:45 am
Well-groomed rodent
Butch Felterman, of Patterson (which he terms "Truth City" in a transparent effort to lend credence to his tale), says, "A recent writer to your column said the use of a mirror was effective in keeping squirrels away from his bird feeder.
"I carefully affixed a mirror to our feeder and began surveillance. Well, a squirrel approached the mirror, spit on his paw and began grooming the hair on his head."
Butch Felterman, of Patterson (which he terms "Truth City" in a transparent effort to lend credence to his tale), says, "A recent writer to your column said the use of a mirror was effective in keeping squirrels away from his bird feeder.
"I carefully affixed a mirror to our feeder and began surveillance. Well, a squirrel approached the mirror, spit on his paw and began grooming the hair on his head."
