Whimsical Wangs

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Whimsical Wangs

Postby OldUsedParts » Fri Sep 22, 2017 2:48 pm

We decided to call in an order to go at Tailgaters today and I ordered double fried Hot Wings. When I went to pick the order up the waitress that was checking me out was also BIG TIME EXPECTING. I mean the Stork is Circling and prepared for landing any minute. The order wasn't quite ready so I got an XX while they finished. I could tell that the floor time was wearing on her and I decided to pick on her a little. :dont: I said "you need to talk to upper management about your menu" - she looked puzzled so I said "you have your Hot Wings listed as Traditional and Boneless and there is no such thing as a boneless chicken wing - - - can you imagine what that chicken would look like trying to fly around the yard with no bones in it's wings?" It was then that I realized she was no beginner when she replied "you're messin with me aren't you? well if I'm gonna listen to that then the tip had better be generous" I laughed and we high fived and the TIP was generous :tup:

When I called in the order I said "the spicyest you have" - - let me tell you peoples, I may have let my mouth overload my mouth. :angryfire: :angryfire:

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Davy Crockett: We won't have to. He's wearing out horses coming towards us
Beekeeper: Guess we can't stop him from coming. But I reckon we can arrange for him to limp going back
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Re: Whimsical Wangs

Postby Russ » Fri Sep 22, 2017 4:47 pm

Lol, that's very funny, I love winding people up too.

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