One time this old Farmer and his hearing impaired Wife had to drive down to the City and the Farmer was dreading it. Sure enuff he ends up on the Freeway going 40 mph and causing a traffic jam. As fate would have it a Patrolman pulled him over.
The Patrolman walked up to the window of the old Farm Truck and said.
"Can I see your Drivers License?"
The hearing impaired Wiffy shouted.
"WHAT'D HE SAY?"
The old Farmer shouted back.
"HE WANTS TO SEE MY DRIVERS LICENSE"
Then the Old Lady shouts back.
"OH !"
The Patrolman looks at the License and says.
"I see you're from Little Rock, Arkansas"
The Old Lady shouts again.
"WHAT'D HE SAY?"
The old Farmer shouts back.
"HE NOTICED WE ARE FROM LITTLE ROCK"
Then the Old Lady shouts back.
"OH !"
Then the Patrolman says.
"I used to date an old Gal from Little Rock and that was the meanest woman on the Planet"
Again the Old Lady shouts.
"WHAT'D HE SAY?"
The Farmer shouts back.
"HE THINKS HE KNOWS YOU!"
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Lol !
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Now THAT'S FUNNY!
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Lol, that's a good one.
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