Feherty Funnies
Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 9:59 am
Feherty is a CBS and Golf Channel announcer who finds very unique, colorful and uninhibited ways of explaining or describing whatever is on his mind.
Here are some Carefully Chosen Quotes:
"It would be easier to pick a broken nose, than a winner in that group."
"That ball is so far left, Lassie couldn't find it if it was wrapped in bacon."
" I am sorry Nick Faldo couldn't be here this week. He is attending the birth of his next wife."
" Jim Furyk's swing "looks like an octopus falling out of a tree."
"That's a great shot with that swing."
"It's OK - the bunker stopped it."
"It's just a glorious day. The only way to ruin a day like this would be to play golf on it."
"That was a great shot - if they'd have put the pin there today."
"Watching Phil Mickelson play golf is like watching a drunk chasing a balloon near the edge of a cliff."
"That green appears smaller than a Pygmies' nipple".
Here are some Carefully Chosen Quotes:
"It would be easier to pick a broken nose, than a winner in that group."
"That ball is so far left, Lassie couldn't find it if it was wrapped in bacon."
" I am sorry Nick Faldo couldn't be here this week. He is attending the birth of his next wife."
" Jim Furyk's swing "looks like an octopus falling out of a tree."
"That's a great shot with that swing."
"It's OK - the bunker stopped it."
"It's just a glorious day. The only way to ruin a day like this would be to play golf on it."
"That was a great shot - if they'd have put the pin there today."
"Watching Phil Mickelson play golf is like watching a drunk chasing a balloon near the edge of a cliff."
"That green appears smaller than a Pygmies' nipple".