Feherty Funnies

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Feherty Funnies

Postby OldUsedParts » Mon Jul 31, 2017 9:59 am

Feherty is a CBS and Golf Channel announcer who finds very unique, colorful and uninhibited ways of explaining or describing whatever is on his mind.
Here are some Carefully Chosen Quotes:

"It would be easier to pick a broken nose, than a winner in that group."

"That ball is so far left, Lassie couldn't find it if it was wrapped in bacon."

" I am sorry Nick Faldo couldn't be here this week. He is attending the birth of his next wife."

" Jim Furyk's swing "looks like an octopus falling out of a tree."

"That's a great shot with that swing."

"It's OK - the bunker stopped it."

"It's just a glorious day. The only way to ruin a day like this would be to play golf on it."

"That was a great shot - if they'd have put the pin there today."

"Watching Phil Mickelson play golf is like watching a drunk chasing a balloon near the edge of a cliff."

"That green appears smaller than a Pygmies' nipple".
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Re: Feherty Funnies

Postby Russ » Mon Jul 31, 2017 6:30 pm

I never heard of him, he sounds like a funny guy. I like funny guys.australia has a good sports commentator called ray warren, I love listening to him calling a rugby league game.

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Re: Feherty Funnies

Postby Russ » Mon Jul 31, 2017 6:42 pm

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