Bubba uses Brain
Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2017 9:34 am
A Redneck feller named, Bubba, had a wife and 12 children, and one day he needed to move because his rental agreement was terminated by the owner who wanted to reoccupy the home.
However, Bubba, was having a lot of difficulty finding a new house.
When he said he had 12 children no one would rent a home to him because they felt that the children would destroy the place.
He couldn't say he had no children, because he just wasn't a liar. So he sent his wife for a walk to the cemetery with 11 of their kids.
He took the remaining one with him to see rental homes with the real estate agent.
He loved one of the homes and the price was right -- the agent asked:
"How many children do you have?"
He answered: "Twelve."
The agent asked "Where are the others?"
Bubba, with the most somber voice he could muster up said "They're in the cemetery with their mother."
MORAL: It's not necessary to lie, one only needs to choose the right words !
However, Bubba, was having a lot of difficulty finding a new house.
When he said he had 12 children no one would rent a home to him because they felt that the children would destroy the place.
He couldn't say he had no children, because he just wasn't a liar. So he sent his wife for a walk to the cemetery with 11 of their kids.
He took the remaining one with him to see rental homes with the real estate agent.
He loved one of the homes and the price was right -- the agent asked:
"How many children do you have?"
He answered: "Twelve."
The agent asked "Where are the others?"
Bubba, with the most somber voice he could muster up said "They're in the cemetery with their mother."
MORAL: It's not necessary to lie, one only needs to choose the right words !