Drama in the Serengeti

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Drama in the Serengeti

Postby OldUsedParts » Thu May 04, 2017 1:03 pm

A couple on an African Safari witnessed a small antelope being chased down by a cheetah. While the kill was about to happen before their eyes, the husband casually remarked, “I’ll bet the antelope gets away.” The wife answered, “If that antelope survives this one, I’ll make love to you, every night, for the rest of your life.”

Click below for a recording of the results of that deadly chase.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQZ0dqr1UiY
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Beekeeper: Let's do saddle up and go learn that gentleman his manners
Davy Crockett: We won't have to. He's wearing out horses coming towards us
Beekeeper: Guess we can't stop him from coming. But I reckon we can arrange for him to limp going back
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Re: Drama in the Serengeti

Postby Williep » Fri May 05, 2017 5:16 am

:banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :lol:
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Re: Drama in the Serengeti

Postby Tasso-Hunter » Fri May 05, 2017 8:58 am

:laughing7: :laughing7: :laughing7: :laughing7: ...never say never my little wife! :laughing7: :laughing7:
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Re: Drama in the Serengeti

Postby bsooner75 » Fri May 05, 2017 9:19 am

Lol


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Postby Okie Sawbones » Fri May 05, 2017 10:58 am

:cheers: :laughing7: :drunk:
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