Just add alcohol

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Just add alcohol

Postby OldUsedParts » Sat Apr 01, 2017 10:55 am

Husband takes the wife to her high school reunion.

After meeting several of her friends and former school mates, they
are sitting at a table where he is yawning and overly bored. The band
cranks up and people are beginning to dance

There's a guy on the dance floor living it large, break dancing,
moon walking, back flips, buying drinks for people, the works.

Wife turns to her husband and says, "See that guy?
25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down."


Husband says: "Looks like he's still celebrating!!!" :roll:
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Beekeeper: Let's do saddle up and go learn that gentleman his manners
Davy Crockett: We won't have to. He's wearing out horses coming towards us
Beekeeper: Guess we can't stop him from coming. But I reckon we can arrange for him to limp going back
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Re: Just add alcohol

Postby Williep » Sun Apr 02, 2017 6:30 am

Oldie but goodie. :laughing7: :laughing7: :laughing7:
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Re: Just add alcohol

Postby CaptJack » Wed Apr 12, 2017 6:43 pm

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Re: Just add alcohol

Postby Kiwiruss » Wed Apr 12, 2017 7:41 pm

Lol, I went to a school reunion about 10 years ago, I'm still in touch with a few of my old school mates, and we all mentioned a girl by the name of Sally **********, she was the hot blonde everyone lusted after. We all wondered if she was still hot as. Met her and made myself known, asked her what she had been doing, she was below average looking , been married 3 times and was living with a guy we all want to school with. Weird. I wonder what she thought of me.lol.

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