What is Celibacy?

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What is Celibacy?

Postby CaptJack » Thu Feb 16, 2017 3:09 pm

What is Celibacy?

Celibacy can be a choice in life, Or a condition imposed by circumstances.

While attending a Marriage Weekend, my wife and I listened to the instructor declare, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."

He then addressed the men, "Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?"

I leaned over, touched my wife's hand gently, and whispered,

"Gold Medal All-Purpose, isn't it?"

And thus began my life of celibacy....

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Re: What is Celibacy?

Postby Russ » Thu Feb 16, 2017 4:27 pm

Lmao, that's so funny. The play on words is really funny everywhere. One of the funniest skits I've seen is the two ronnies show, a guy walks into a hardware store and says, for candles , ronnie gets four candles from a shelf, the guy repeats for candles, blank look, for candles for forks , handles for forks. It goes on a bit all playing on words.

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Re: What is Celibacy?

Postby OldUsedParts » Thu Feb 16, 2017 5:24 pm

Highway Patrol stops OUP and ask "You got any I.D.?"
OUP replies "Any idie bout wut?"
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Re: What is Celibacy?

Postby Russ » Thu Feb 16, 2017 6:17 pm

I found it,lol

http://youtu.be/tDcW65cS1oo

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Re: What is Celibacy?

Postby OldUsedParts » Thu Feb 16, 2017 6:34 pm

that would be us if we ever met :laughing7: :D :lol:
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Re: What is Celibacy?

Postby Russ » Thu Feb 16, 2017 6:44 pm

OldUsedParts wrote:that would be us if we ever met :laughing7: :D :lol:



Lol, you just never know. :cheers: :cheers: :texas: :texas:

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Re: What is Celibacy?

Postby Russ » Thu Feb 16, 2017 6:45 pm

The full clip is funny.

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Re: What is Celibacy?

Postby CaptJack » Thu Feb 16, 2017 7:13 pm

Russ wrote:I found it,lol
http://youtu.be/tDcW65cS1oo
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