A Texas Grandmaw

[OldUsedParts]

Yesterday my grand daughter e-mailed me again, asking why I didn't do something useful with my time.

Talking about my "doing-something-useful" seems to be her favorite topic of conversation.
She was "only thinking of me", she said and suggested that I go down to the Senior Center and hang out with the guys.

I did this and when I got home last night, I decided to play a prank on her.
I e-mailed her and told her that I had joined a Parachute Club.
She replied, "Are you nuts? You are 80 years old and now you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"

I told her that I even got a Membership Card and e-mailed a copy to her.
She immediately telephoned me and yelled, "Good grief, Grandmaw, where are your glasses?!
This is a Membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club."

"Oh man, I'm in trouble again,” I said, “I really don't know what to do. I signed up for five jumps a week!!"

The line went quiet and her friend picked up the phone and said that my grand daughter had fainted.

Life as a Senior Citizen is not getting any easier, but sometimes it can be fun.

[CaptJack]

[Txdragon]

LOL!

[Texan79423]

Thank you for posting