Back in the late Forties on a street in Bronx New York there was a second generation Greek Restaurant. One day the Owner noticed someone moving into a vacant shop across the street and low and behold there was a sign that read
"Ling Fu's Chinese Restaurant". Well, the old Greek was not happy about the competition and every morning when the Chinese Owner would show up, the Greek would shout
"Ha Su Ling Fu, how's yer FLENCH FLIED SLIMP?". This would make the man so angry but it continued for about a year and then one day the Greek noticed a sign on the Chinese Restaurant's door. He walked over and it said
"Tempolalily Cwosed, gone to Cowwege to get Edjucation".Several months pasted and one morning the old Greek noticed a sign that read
"Grand Opening". Needless to say, he was ready and waiting when the Chinese Owner arrived the next morning. Just as before he shouted across the street
"Ha Su Ling Fu, how's yer FLENCH FLIED SLIMP?". However, this time the Chinaman turned and in a loud and distinctive voice replied
"My FRENCH FRIED SHRIMP is crispy and delicious, YOU CLAZY GLEEK !"Disclaimer: nothing personal or harmful was intended by the Poster.I am determined to sustain myself as long as possible & die like a soldier who never forgets what is due to his own honor & that of his country—Victory or Death. William Barret Travis - Lt. Col. comdt "The Alamo"
