Little League Baseball

[egghead]

The coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball players aside and asked, "Do you understand what co-operation is?

What a team is?" "Yes, coach", replied the boy. "Do you understand that what matters is we win or lose as a team?"

The boy nodded in yes. The coach continued, "I'm sure you know, when an out is called, you shouldn't argue, curse, attack the umpire, or call him a pecker-head, jerk-face or a-hole.

Do you understand all that?" Again, the boy nodded yes.

And when I take you out of the game so that another boy gets a chance to play, it's not good sportsmanship to call your coach a dumb tail or shithead is it?" "No, coach.

"Good," said the coach,

Now go over there and explain all that to your Grandmother"!

[OldUsedParts]

"Go Granny Go"

[Boots]

Just glad Grandma was not Susan Sarandon, she'd a been passing a joint around in the bleachers in addition to reaming the coach.

[bsooner75]

Haha, probably based on a true story.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
Twitter handle @bsooner75

[Okie Sawbones]

LMAO!