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"IF and woman is ALWAYS RIGHT and a man is ALWAYS WRONG, and a man tells a woman she is RIGHT is he WRONG"
I am determined to sustain myself as long as possible & die like a soldier who never forgets what is due to his own honor & that of his country—Victory or Death. William Barret Travis - Lt. Col. comdt "The Alamo"
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Why do we park on a driveway, and drive on a parkway? Some things are the great mysteries of life. 
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why is Patients and Patience pronounced the same 
Oops never mind, I get the connection
Oops never mind, I get the connection
I am determined to sustain myself as long as possible & die like a soldier who never forgets what is due to his own honor & that of his country—Victory or Death. William Barret Travis - Lt. Col. comdt "The Alamo"
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Dodis
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If good things come to those who wait...
If haste makes waste...
Why is procrastination a bad thing???
If haste makes waste...
Why is procrastination a bad thing???
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Two Wongs can't make a Wright, but two Wrights can make an airplane.
BE WELL, BUT NOT DONE
Hank: "Do you know how to jumpstart a man's heart with a downed power line?"
Bobby: "No."
Hank: "Well, there's really no wrong way to do it."
Hank: "Do you know how to jumpstart a man's heart with a downed power line?"
Bobby: "No."
Hank: "Well, there's really no wrong way to do it."
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Duct tape is "not" only for back seat drivers
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Boots wrote:Two Wongs can't make a Wright, but two Wrights can make an airplane.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left!!
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