Marriage Trifecta

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Marriage Trifecta

Postby Okie Sawbones » Fri Feb 12, 2016 5:49 pm

Man is incomplete until he’s married. Then he’s finished.

Wife to husband: ‘My mother says I should never have married you. She says you’re effeminate.’ Husband: ‘Compared to her everyone is.’

My wife treats me like a God – every evening at dinner I get a burnt offering.
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Re: Marriage Trifecta

Postby OldUsedParts » Fri Feb 12, 2016 6:31 pm

:tup: :cheers:

wiffy: "you don't love me anymore"

hubby: "what do you mean anymore?"
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