I woke up to go to the toilet in the middle of the night and I noticed a bad guy with a knife, sneaking through my next door neighbor's garden.
Suddenly my neighbor came from nowhere and smacked him over the head with a
shovel, killing him instantly.
He then dug a grave and put the body in it and covered it.
Astonished, I got back into bed. As I tossed and turned my wife said, "You're upset, what is it?"
“You'll never believe what I've just seen,” I said.
“That sorry neighbor next door still has my shovel.”
Never loan your tools
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Dang, Egg, I'll bet it was part of your Man Cave necessities too - - - someone get'a rope
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