Pass'n da Buck !

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One by one, all the senior members of the company's Board of Directors
were called into the chairman's office until only Ted, the junior
member, was left sitting outside.

Finally it was his turn to be summoned. He entered the office to find
the chairman and the other ten directors seated around a table. He
was invited to join them, which he did.

As soon as he sat down, the chairman turned to Ted, looked him squarely
in the eye, and with a stern voice, asked, "Have you ever had sex with
Mrs. Foyt, my secretary?"

"Oh, no, sir, positively not!" Ted replied.

"Are you absolutely sure?" asked the chairman

"Honest, I've never been close enough to even touch her!"

"You'd swear to that?"

"Yes, I swear I've never had sex with Mrs. Foyt, anytime, anywhere,"
insisted Ted.

"Good. Then you fire her."

[Okie Sawbones]