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No Brag Jist Fact

Postby OldUsedParts » Fri Jan 22, 2016 5:40 pm

An 'ol Texas Cowboy and a California Rancher were sipping some brews in Sonora one night and after more than a few :drunk: the Rancher started boasting. "My Spread in California is so big that it takes 2 days by horseback just to ride the perimeter fence !" then he reared back, stuck out his chest, glared at the Cowboy and said "Can you even begin to imagine anything like that?" The 'ol Texas Cowboy pushed his hat back a little, took a big swig of his Shiner Bock and replied. "Yup, shor can, 'cause I had a horse jist like that one time."
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Re: No Brag Jist Fact

Postby Okie Sawbones » Fri Jan 22, 2016 5:59 pm

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Re: No Brag Jist Fact

Postby OldUsedParts » Fri Jan 22, 2016 6:20 pm

tough crowd here tonight :dont:
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