Cowboy Humor

[OldUsedParts]

While watching Gunsmoke today, I saw "Slim" Pickens one of my all time favorite Cowboy Actors. I was reminded of a story that he told (for the truth of course) and I'll relate what I remember hearing.

Slim was riding a horse bareback when he was 4 and by the time he was 14 he was entering in local Rodeos around the area. He quit school at 16 to Rodeo and eventually got pretty banged up by the rough stock.

Slim says that when he was in the Army they put him in Communications Division with all of the electronics, two ways, telegraph and such. He was totally lost and went to his superior officer to try and get transferred to another Division. The Officer said "Slim, I don't understand. Right here on your personnel file it clearly states 8 years experience in Radio." Then Slim replied "No Sir, that's Rodeo not Radio."

Have a great weekend, Y'all

[Okie Sawbones]

Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings. Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.

[OldUsedParts]

what lays in Vegas stays in Vegas