Calories verses Color

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Calories verses Color

Postby OldUsedParts » Mon Nov 30, 2015 9:47 am

A rather large young lady visited her Family Doctor and told him:
"Doctor, lately my boyfriend won't pay any attention to me - - is there anything I can do?"
the Doctor replied:
"why don't you diet?"
the young woman said:
"I never thought of that, what color would you suggest?"
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Re: Calories verses Color

Postby Okie Sawbones » Mon Nov 30, 2015 9:49 am

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