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LOBSTERS HAVE RIGHTS!!! WHO KNEW???

Postby Boots » Fri Aug 31, 2018 12:40 pm

OK, this just tears it for me.

Sailor, you might wanna dust off yer Canadian passport. The PC police are rioting like a bunch of guinea hens in a thunderstorm...

Everybody, did I miss something, was there an announcement of a MASS STUPIDITY contest made on the networks I missed while napping and a bunch of other people signed up for it?!?!?! Where the heck is DARWIN when we need him most..., no, even more, where is John Wayne when we need him (or even Wayne Newton, it's desperate times, and at least he rides horses!) . I swear by the ghost of Julia Childs, this great Republic is losing its freakazeekin mind....

http://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/2018/ ... crash.html

I say we a hold a virtual memorial BUG BOIL to remember all those poor lobsters.... Egghead, get on the HOUMA HOTLINE and mobilize all the Thibododeuxs! I'm so disgusted I might have to jump in a vat of melted butter and roll around in cornmeal just to feel better.
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Postby Sailor Kenshin » Fri Aug 31, 2018 1:15 pm

Boots wrote:OK, this just tears it for me.

Sailor, you might wanna dust off yer Canadian passport. The PC police are rioting like a bunch of guinea hens in a thunderstorm...

Everybody, did I miss something, was there an announcement of a MASS STUPIDITY contest made on the networks I missed while napping and a bunch of other people signed up for it?!?!?! Where the heck is DARWIN when we need him most..., no, even more, where is John Wayne when we need him (or even Wayne Newton, it's desperate times, and at least he rides horses!) . I swear by the ghost of Julia Childs, this great Republic is losing its freakazeekin mind....

http://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/2018/ ... crash.html

I say we a hold a virtual memorial BUG BOIL to remember all those poor lobsters.... Egghead, get on the HOUMA HOTLINE and mobilize all the Thibododeuxs! I'm so disgusted I might have to jump in a vat of melted butter and roll around in cornmeal just to feel better.



Do we have a Crazy smilie? :shock:

And wadaya mean, virtual? I'm going to rush out to buy and slay some lobsters. :laughing7:
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Postby OldUsedParts » Fri Aug 31, 2018 2:11 pm

In Memorandum I think I'll fix a Lobster Margeritter and sip it with Two Plastic Straws :roll: :whiteflag: :banghead:
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Postby Russ » Fri Aug 31, 2018 5:55 pm

Our equivalent here are crayfish, I normally get live or frozen. When live I used to boil them live, they thrash around a bit. But years ago SPCA had a thing about crayfish have feelings. Really!! I kinda settled half way ground. I now just put in the freezer to,euthanise now. Then cook.

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Postby OldUsedParts » Fri Aug 31, 2018 7:30 pm

Hi-Jack continues :whiteflag: - - - the late great Jerry Clower did a routine about going to the Sweetwater Texas Rattle Snake Roundup and there was a Lady from the SPCA there. Jerry asked her what she was doing there and she replied "my job is to make sure that they kill the Rattle Snake RIGHT" then Jerry replied "how do you kill a Rattle Snake WRONG?" :dont: :scratch: :roll:

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Davy Crockett: We won't have to. He's wearing out horses coming towards us
Beekeeper: Guess we can't stop him from coming. But I reckon we can arrange for him to limp going back
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Postby Papa Tom » Fri Aug 31, 2018 9:54 pm

It may be a shock to the PETA folks but lobsters ain't vegan........
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Postby Russ » Sat Sep 01, 2018 1:53 am

PETA here have been trying to stop our country rodeos, crazy.

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Postby bsooner75 » Sat Sep 01, 2018 7:11 am

Papa Tom wrote:It may be a shock to the PETA folks but lobsters ain't vegan........


Lol - Papa Tom. You don’t think PETA would bother with facts now, do you?
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Postby Sailor Kenshin » Sat Sep 01, 2018 7:46 am

That reminds me...I need a lobster roll.
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Postby Professor Bunky » Sat Sep 01, 2018 6:50 pm

I'm starting my own organization called PETE: People for the Ethical Treatment of Electrons.

Look at all the work electrons do for us, running all our electronic devices and not to mention, the Internet. Yet when was the last time you thanked an electron for all it's hard work? Plus, they're not paid one penny for their tireless efforts. It's time this subjugation stops.

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Postby woodenvisions » Sat Sep 01, 2018 7:23 pm

Professor Bunky wrote:I'm starting my own organization called PETE: People for the Ethical Treatment of Electrons.

Look at all the work electrons do for us, running all our electronic devices and not to mention, the Internet. Yet when was the last time you thanked an electron for all it's hard work? Plus, they're not paid one penny for their tireless efforts. It's time this subjugation stops.

;) :laughing7: :mrgreen:
I just fell on the floor reading that ^^^^^^^^^^
Lmao !!
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Postby OldUsedParts » Sun Sep 02, 2018 6:15 am

:laughing7: :mrgreen: :lol: :mrgreen: :D da Prof is on'a Roll :salut: :cheers:
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Davy Crockett: We won't have to. He's wearing out horses coming towards us
Beekeeper: Guess we can't stop him from coming. But I reckon we can arrange for him to limp going back
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Postby Mule rider » Sun Sep 02, 2018 9:57 am

PETA = People Eating Tasty Animals :laughing7:
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Postby OldUsedParts » Sun Sep 02, 2018 11:21 am

PITA - a synonym for PETA :whiteflag:
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Beekeeper: Let's do saddle up and go learn that gentleman his manners
Davy Crockett: We won't have to. He's wearing out horses coming towards us
Beekeeper: Guess we can't stop him from coming. But I reckon we can arrange for him to limp going back
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Postby Professor Bunky » Sun Sep 02, 2018 11:45 am

woodenvisions wrote:
Professor Bunky wrote:I'm starting my own organization called PETE: People for the Ethical Treatment of Electrons.

Look at all the work electrons do for us, running all our electronic devices and not to mention, the Internet. Yet when was the last time you thanked an electron for all it's hard work? Plus, they're not paid one penny for their tireless efforts. It's time this subjugation stops.

;) :laughing7: :mrgreen:
I just fell on the floor reading that ^^^^^^^^^^
Lmao !!
Don't forget to thank Jimmy the Nuetron as well :)

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Don't get me started on neutrons now. Just because they don't have a charge people think thay should be ignored. :laughing7:

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